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Oh Hi... (Privacy Policy)

Oh, this is awkward. You clicked on the Privacy link, didn't you? Well, this may be good news or bad news depending on who you are (Looking at you, NSA.) If you are part of the 99.999% of people reading this, you value privacy. Not just in your home, but online as well. I'm proud to say that I don't collect your browsing habits or track you in any way. I have ZERO desire to. If you're worth following I'll find you on Twitter... Oh wait. It's "X" now. What a joke...

Tech-savvy folks: Please for the love of all technology don't look at my coding. It's for the sake of my pride that you briefly forget what "web inspector" is. For the average person out there, the code is all used for design elements that make things look cool and work a certain way, for example, the menu of the page and the way photos are shown. As for cookies, none of the tasty kind (sadly). Just the usual boring kind for making things run smoother are used. Nothing to spy on what you do after leaving these pages.